"I am no photographer but I can picture us together." 

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"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach wants me to take you out."

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"Are you a 45 degree angle bc u are (a)cute."

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"Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you."

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"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night long"

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"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

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"Is that a mirror in your pocket cause i can see myself in your pants."

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*winks*

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"On a scale from 1 to America how free are you tonight?"

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"Do you have any Italian in you? Do you want some?"

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"If you were a transformer you’d be Optimus Fine"

"Do you have eleven protons? Cuz you’re sodium fineee"

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"Are you from Tennessee, cause you're the only 10 I see"

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"Are you wifi? Because I can feel a connection."

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"If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind."

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"what is x + u = 25? I think x must be 15 because u sure are a 10."

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"Are you https? Because without you I'm ://"

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